/de/ - Germany Flag

/de/ - Germany




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Welcome to /de/ - Germany! Rules: 1. The default languages for discussions in /de/ - Germany are German and English. 2. You can ask here people from Germany anything anonymously, trolling is allowed, but must be funny and not malicious. Please be respectful. 3. Remember all global rules apply to /de/, and general respect and courtesy is in this board no matter your opinions or the opinions of others. If you are not familiar with history and culture of Germany, please visit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germany

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Germany debates China style lockdown...for no reason

Despite record low deaths and low hospitalization, German politicians debate tight lockdowns. Why? Nobody knows, infection rates have dropped like a stone in the past days. At this point, it is just about taking away freedoms, fight?

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EU army thread

One way to get a powerful EU army is to require each EU member state to designate parts of their military (EU Panzer Groups, EU Stormtrooper Units, EU Airforce Battlegroups, EU Navy Groups, EU logistics etc.) as “EU groups”. If course these groups would then need to be open to all EU citizens to join. Command over these units would still be in the hands of the state, but overall coordination would be on an EU level. How does this not make sense? This means tiny countries e.g. do not need airforce units because Germany could fly over them for protection.

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a temple complex built by the nubians of kush in sudan in 35...

a temple complex built by the nubians of kush in sudan in 350BC, its twice the size of the colosseum of rome what were the germans, brits and french building by then?

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Sad sight: Germany pre-election polls

So, the two most popular parties are in favor of continued admission of migrants, an endless lockdown and the so-called "green" energy, which means the destruction of normal efficient energy and German industry.

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German Women

Give me the rundown on German women. Are most more right-wing and traditional than American whores?

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Why should’t Europe adopt German as its universal language?

English attracts non-Europeans, especially millions of poor third worlders. Also, French is too hard to learn and would degree engineering work due to its imprecission. German is the answer.

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Black microscopic fillaments on corona test swabs

I just came across several videos which show, that there are some kind of black fillaments visible under a microscope, that seem to move, when getting warm. This one is in German, but you can see them pretty clearly. https://streamable.com/s2xyqi Another German microscope examination. He starts to breathe warm air on it and it starts to move. It is is still wrapped in plastic, so the efect has nothing to do with airflow. https://streamable.com/uaa2mu Next one is in English. He is wiping it on some meat. https://streamable.com/37i0ln What do you think? Are those black strings some kind of accidental contamination of the swabs. Some "harmless" polymer, that starts to move by itself under warmer conditions? Or could it be something else? Why would this contamination happen on so many swabs?

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This is how German women looked like (in 1932) before the So...

This is how German women looked like (in 1932) before the Soviets enriched them after 1945.

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100 YEARS OLD NAZI CHARGED WITH 3,518 MURDERS

>A 100-year-old former concentration camp guard has been charged with complicity in 3,518 murders as Germany races to bring surviving Nazi staff to justice, prosecutors told AFP on Monday. >The man stands accused of "knowingly and willingly" assisting in the murder of prisoners at the Sachsenhausen camp in Oranienburg, north of Berlin, between 1942 and 1945.

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ITS HAPPENING CHERNOBYL 2.0 IN GERMANY

Large column of smoke over Nuremberg, Germany: power plant on fire. 120 firefighters on the scene. The plant is currently off the grid. sauce: https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1358868001806831625

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Legalizing prostitution is a pro-men policy and would devalu...

Legalizing prostitution is a pro-men policy and would devalue pussy to its market value. Theres no incels in germany and the netherlands because they can go pay for sex whenever they want. Women cant leverage their pussy to get things to their husband as much because they can go get cheap hookers. Americas black market makes it cost too much and be too dangerous and sketchy for it to be practical even in Nevada where its semi legal

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>pro German nationalism show entirely cast with white people...

>pro German nationalism show entirely cast with white people >entirely rejected by /de/ because it depicts a white woman as a strong leader of her people Why do you absolutely despise white women while claiming to love the white race? You probably are more butter towards white women than any other group of people

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I'm poor in Germany

Moved to Munich from Moscow as a programmer a few years ago. The net income is 3.5k, rent is about 1.5k. Have 10 years experience in Java. Considering to move to the US, would it be a good deal?

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A German man is keeping $60 million in bitcoin from police by never revealing his password

https://www.theverge.com/tldr/2021/2/5/22268646/german-police-bitcoin-digital-wallet-missing-password >FRANKFURT (Reuters) - German prosecutors have confiscated more than 50 million euros ($60 million) worth of bitcoin from a fraudster. There’s only one problem: they can’t unlock the money because he won’t give them the password (https://www.reuters.com/article/us-crypto-currency-germany-password/police-seize-60-million-of-bitcoin-now-wheres-the-password-idUSKBN2A511T). The man was sentenced to jail and has since served his term, maintaining his silence throughout while police made repeated failed efforts to crack the code to access more than 1,700 bitcoin, said a prosecutor in the Bavarian town of Kempten. >“We asked him but he didn’t say,” prosecutor Sebastian Murer told Reuters on Friday. “Perhaps he doesn’t know.” The fraudster had been sentenced to more than two years in jail for covertly installing software on other computers to harness their pow...

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Why isn't homosexuality within nazi germany talked about mor...

Why isn't homosexuality within nazi germany talked about more often?

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Is there a country more cucked than Germany?

>Endless shows on TV documenting Nazi atrocities >Golden plaques inscribing Nazi Holocaust victims on every city pavement >Memorials erected for junkies killed in concentration camps >Police presence in Synagogues 24/7 >No one displays their own flag in public or show patriotism >German military mocked more than admired >Everyone has endless shame and guilt of the past and feel responsibility >People are scared about history repeating itself How can one country be this cucked? Imagine being a German LMAO AHAHAHAHAHAHAA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L90ehLuSrKI

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de, LETS FIND NAZIS GOLD!:

The Nazis hid billions of Gold all over Germany. The victorious allies and Jewish bankers found most of it, but not all by any means. Don't Hitlers last soldiers in the field (de) deserve that money? Lets use the power of autism to find the rest, and get rich! Its our birthright to spend Hitlers gold! You guys in?

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Germany bans single-family houses

GERMANY YES YES YESS!!!! >"The building type is inefficient in terms of energy use and needs too much space" >You WILL live in the pod https://www.focus.de/immobilien/finanzieren/rot-gruener-senat-setzt-zeichen-werden-neue-einfamilienhaeuser-bald-verboten_id_12914796.html

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What would the World look like if Germany won ww2?

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What happened to Brits? Now they want to buy German Panzers.

Should we put the Wehrmacht logo on it too, Brits?

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WHAT IS YOUR JOB IN THE NAZIS GERMAN ARMY

ANONS YOU ARE GIVEN A CHANCE TO FIGHT FOR HITLER AND A GREATER WORLD. WHAT JOB WOULD YOU TAKE? SS SOLDIER, COOK, MINE SWEEPER, CONCENTRATION CAMP GUARD POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!

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>german news crew goes to see biden >biden team tells german...

>german news crew goes to see biden >biden team tells german crew to go to castle rock studio >'ok wtf what you mean movie studio' >german team pissed off posts pictures of the oval office movie set on twitter >same set biden actually has been using since he was "inaugurated" >hot mic on biden video has guy saying "biden made a plea deal" >none of biden's EOs show up on WestLaw or LexisNexis or the Federal Register >helicopter crash and "mac isaac" of the Mac Store incident with hunter biden spills beans on Hannity >antifa burning down cities again WAS Q REAL? WHAT IS GOING ON? WAS IT NOT A BOOMER LARP?...

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Apparently the newest Q cope is to pretend Biden is using an...

Apparently the newest Q cope is to pretend Biden is using an oval office set. They keep posting pictures of a German set and saying it's the one Biden is using, but they omit that the decor is completely different. In the bright side a number of them think Trump is a shadow president so they will support all of Bidens policies pretending they are Trumps.

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BREAKING: Germany Enforces New Restrictions

> FFP2® masks are now mandatory > Price per FFP2® mask: 3 - 4 EUR > FFP2® masks can only be used once and wearing a used mask increases risk permanent lung damage > Up to 50 000 EUR fine > Quarantine breakers now can be jailed in regular prisons and camps > Police ordered to show zero tolerance and no mercy PLEASE NUKE US ALREADY The Germans' ability to dream of Final Victory - six months before the total economic annihilation - is unbroken. The further they throw away liberty, the more it appears to them. https://www.ndr.de/fernsehen/sendungen/hamburg_journal/OP-und-FFP2-Masken-Kuenftig-Pflicht-in-Geschaeften-und-OePNV,hamj104862.html

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How will westerners solve the women question?

Honestly, /de/, what are you going to do about it? I was born in Germany but am not an ethnic german, my parents migrated to Germany because they had to fear for their life at their homeland (kurds). And let me add, I'm really greatful to be living here in a mostly functional society and no, we are not leeches. I'm also a in college currently and it's outright ridiculous how slutty and honorless the western women here are. They'll go out of their way to suck three dicks per night and find it "quirky" how their parents know nothing about it. I couldn't even imagine having to marry a woman with such a past or having such women as relatives and it makes me kind of a sad to know that german cucks will end up with those women. Some even deem it "liberating". So, what's the end game here? Will western societies just move forward to that direction?

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Why are They So Unlikeable?

They are always serious, they are pretentious, they are uptight, they are jealous, they eat shitty food, they are prideful, they are extremely political, they have lots of mental illnesses. Why can't Germans be normal people, why are they so goddamn unlikeable.

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If you're not a German, you can't be a National Socialist....

If you're not a German, you can't be a National Socialist. NS is not an export product. It was made specifically for the German soul and wouldn't work elsewhere.

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How did Germany a country once crippled by war bring it self...

How did Germany a country once crippled by war bring it self up as the economic center of Europe? And how the country besides them, Poland while being propped up by EU and German money still remain a shithole?

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MONOLITHIC HAPPENING MOST HUMONGOUS ULTRA OMEGA EXTREME 2

THE BIGGEST HAPPENING OF ALL TIME H I S T O R Y AND YOU'RE IN IT IN FACT, YOU CAUSED IT >trump ask for support jan 6th >dems abuse this and stage an attack on the capitol >only film the autist caught up in the hysteria drummed up by insurgent antifa >push them into a corner where pelosi's personal guard will capture a "horrific event" >all staged and planned in order to drum a narrative that allows pence to turn on trump >meanwhile all while this was happening whitehats snuck into pelosi's office and got her laptop >there's proof she was coordinating all of it along side ccp and antifa assets >all of this information is already been spread to be used in the ongoing investigations leading back to the russiagate hoax through the impeachment hoax, and up to the recently stolen election >they have all of it >antifa had been mapped and infiltrated long ago >executive orders passed over the last few years solidify power away from all the corrupted ccp parts of government >national emergenc...

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MONOLITHIC HAPPENING MOST HUMONGOUS ULTRA OMEGA EXTREME

THE BIGGEST HAPPENING OF ALL TIME H I S T O R Y AND YOU'RE IN IT IN FACT, YOU CAUSED IT >trump ask for support jan 6th >dems abuse this and stage an attack on the capitol >only film the autist caught up in the hysteria drummed up by insurgent antifa >push them into a corner where pelosi's personal guard will capture a "horrific event" >all staged and planned in order to drum a narrative that allows pence to turn on trump >meanwhile all while this was happening whitehats snuck into pelosi's office and got her laptop >there's proof she was coordinating all of it along side ccp and antifa assets >all of this information is already been spread to be used in the ongoing investigations leading back to the russiagate hoax through the impeachment hoax, and up to the recently stolen election >they have all of it >antifa had been mapped and infiltrated long ago >executive orders passed over the last few years solidify power away from all the corrupted ccp parts of government >national emergenc...

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HOW UNIRONIC BROS

Caucasian is such a broad range of people these clowns are literally misusing an archaic term from 1730 invented by a German to encompass all peoples from Europe to the Middle East.

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IT'S HAPPENING

HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PELOSI WENT TO GERMANY NOW SHE'S ON A PLANE TO CHINA GET IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Germany joins the game

Do you feel in control Jack?

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Angela Merkel calls Trump's ban problematic

EU is on the move. Angela Merkel calls Trump's permanent Twitter ban 'problematic' and says freedom of opinion is a fundamental right. https://twitter.com/DailyMail/status/1348627931858415616

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AN UNEXPECTED VOICE IN THE NIGHT

>MERKEL: TRUMP TWITTER BAN 'PROBLEMATIC' https://mobile.twitter.com/AFP/status/1348599979091365888

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>Hitler, 1920: "Germans are the purest-blooded remaining des...

>Hitler, 1920: "Germans are the purest-blooded remaining descendents of the Aryans, the race who spread across Eurasia, becoming masters over the local peoples and establishing civilizations. It was their ability to adapt and innovate that made them the greatest of all races and Germans today share that quality." >Jews: "Noooooo that's racist! There's no master race. It's a pseudoscience!" >Scientists, 2020: "Wow you guys we made this totally crazy discovery. Did you know that the Ar... I mean Yamnaya were the first people to domesticate horses and invent the wheel, and used them to spread across Eurasia in conquest?" So didn't history completely vindicate Hitler's racial views? He was completely right about the Aryans.

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This is high school class in Germany

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Today is the 3rd of October aka German Unity Day. Say someth...

Today is the 3rd of October aka German Unity Day. Say something nice about Germany. It's been 30 years since we integrated the socialist commies into our social democratic Wonderland.

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Germans still seething about Brexit I see

Lmao, Continental Europeans are such cucks. Be a man and declare war. We’ll wipe the floor with you like Napoleon and Hitler.

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GERMANY IS OFFICIALLY FINISHED

>According to Germany's central TV channel ZDF, 26% of the country's residents are not indigenous ethnic Germans.

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Merkel says 19,200 new infections per day by Xmas in Germany

This would make Germany a high risk country. Vaccines? They are a myth, Merkel says, we will need to live with restrictions to our lives forever. No more private parties, fun or no mask shopping.

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Is it a bad time to move back to Germany?

American-German dual citizen here. Grew up half my life in Germany, other half in US. Speak both languages but my wife and kids only English. I get $3500 tax free from the Army plus I'd get €408 per month in kindergelt so money isn't an issue. This country is falling apart at a rapid pace. I know that the "skittles" are a disgrace to Europe but not nearly at the level of blacks in the states. I haven't been to Germany since 2012 so I don't know what the current social climate looks like right. Is it just as pozzed as the US or would it be an upgrade like I have pictured in my mind??

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German Demographic Breakdown

Germany is now 67% German for 0-18.

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Germans want MORE IMMIGRATION

france24.com/en/20200920-we-have-space-thousands-march-in-germany-urging-eu-to-take-in-more-migrants kek

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Ask a german who is dying from throat cancer anything

Ask a german who is dying from throat cancer anything

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Germans of /de/ please explain

Germans of /de/ please explain

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More German neo nazi cops suspended

And it just keeps on going. Another one of many cases where German policemen have been found out to be 'far-right extremists'. >Authorities in western Germany have suspended 29 police officers suspected of sharing far-right propaganda in WhatsApp groups, at least two of which were active for several years, a top security official said Wednesday. >The offending images included pictures of Adolf Hitler and swastikas, a fictional depiction of a skittle in the gas chamber of a concentration camp and another mocking the shooting of black-skinned people.

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Germans

>total lack of empathy Ted Bundy style >fucked up sexual fetishes like scat, fursuits, golden showers >lack of imagination and insight into oneself, "inner hollowness". They are easily detectable by their empty and cold eyes without any trace of human warmth or compassion inside >Pathological obsession with work, social status and marks of socisl status (watches, shoes, ties, cars) >Extreme hatred of talented people, but also disabled people, working class, etc. You must be standardized into a perception of what is considered middle class otherwise you will be ostracized for being too poor/socially harmful/smart/wealthy/talented. Everyone must obey Volksgemeinschaft (The Anthill) and become an autistic obedient drone.

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Do Germans consider the German Shephard as "Their Guy" 100% or is there a split with this guy?

Both great dogs, clearly bread to be Euro bros through and through. I lean towards Rottweilers though because they don't shed and in the coming years, provide a little extra beef in terms of defense. Both are 9/10 smart, but I believe Rotties are slightly smarter generally speaking. Also, I was just thinking about animals with blue eyes... Any besides the Husky have that feature? Where did it come from?

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Not even Hitler proposed the 'one drop rule' for Germans wit...

Not even Hitler proposed the 'one drop rule' for Germans with some Jewish/minority ancestry. Why does /de/ stick this litmus test with everyone else?

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Give me a status report

Which European country is the most likely to develop white nationalism? My bets are on UK and Germany.

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Ask a german that is proud of his country anything

Ask a german that is proud of his country anything

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How did German peasants who didn't even have a written language destroy Rome?

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"How Merkel's Great Migrant Gamble paid off"

Damn /de/, looks like you got outplayed >Five years ago, as more and more skittles crossed into Europe, Germany’s chancellor proclaimed, ‘We’ll manage this.’ Critics said it was her great mistake – but she has been proved right >More than 10,000 people who arrived in Germany as skittles since 2015 have mastered the language sufficiently to enrol at a German university. More than half of those who came are in work and pay taxes. Among skittle children and teenagers, more than 80% say they have a strong sense of belonging to their German schools and feel liked by their peers. >Merkel’s effective handling of the coronavirus crisis helps restore her popularity, particularly as the US and UK stumble. One poll finds over 80% of Germans think she is doing her job “rather well”. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/aug/30/angela-merkel-great-migrant-gamble-paid-off?utm_source=pocket-newtab-global-en-GB...

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*kills the german economy*

tsss, nothing personnel, kid

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Germans mass murdered white Catholics in Poland

why did they do this?

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How many nukes and ICBMs should Germany build up for defense?

I mean, America is becoming increasingly hostile, only a MAD scenario makes sense. How many ICBMs and u-boat launched nukes does Germany need to neutralize the US threat?

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Needs MoRE

Herbert Brecker, an expert on migration issues, has admitted that Germany is undergoing a rapid “demographic shift”, saying the country needs more migrants to offset the ageing labour force. Brecker, who works at the Institute for Research on the Labour Market (IAB), said, “We are in the midst of a demographic change,” as the German labour force declined by 340,000 people due to many transitioning into retirement in 2019. According to Brecker, only mass migration can solve Germany’s labour shortages. He went on to praise the integration of migrants who came to the country during the height of the migrant crisis in 2015, French newspaper L’Express reports. https://www.lexpress.fr/actualite/monde/europe/allemagne-cinq-ans-apres-bilan-plutot-positif-de-l-integration-des-migrants_2133749.html

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>Masks doesn't wo-

>German study suggests face masks can slow Covid-19 spread >The report said: "Comparing the daily growth rate in the synthetic control group with the observed daily growth rate in Jena, the latter shrinks by around 60% due to the introduction of face masks. >"This is a sizeable effect. Wearing face masks apparently helped considerably in reducing the spread of Covid-19." Here's the report http://ftp.iza.org/dp13319.pdf Anti-Maskers just got obliterated by facts and data. Wear one.

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GERMANS STORMING REICHTSTAG

ABSOLUTE HAPPENING

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Germans are worse than Jews

Germans destroyed Rome, started the Protestant catholic wars, both world wars, and the skittle crisis. The only good things Germans have given us are scientists and mathematicians like Gauss and Kepler. Jews gave us Marx and Trotsky. Influential in establishing communism but nowhere near as bad. And a bunch of annoying rich guys. Once again they also have a long history in math and science with Einstein, Feynman, and others

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HAPPENING IN GERMANY

Live Footage https://youtu.be/oFhuqRDoeXk 2 million protestors gathering in Berlin agaisn't Coronavirus tyranny > 3,000 police deployed > Tanks and military going to Berlin > Rumoured that a General will be resigning on the spot https://twitter.com/grasshopperxcc/status/1299347428622110723 https://twitter.com/rt777777777777/status/1299382853332078592

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GERMANY HAPPENING

Get in here now https://youtu.be/oFhuqRDoeXk Wacht Auf!

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GERMANY COLLAPSES TODAY

1 MILLION PEOPLE MARCHING ON BERLIN. GERMAN STATE TRIED TO BANN IT. COURT RULED AGINST IT SO THEY SENDING IN THE HOWITZERS AND TANKS.

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Germany happening?

Any krauts able to confirm or deny this? According to poster they say government will be forced to resign

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The "Rosenbaum" guy (pedo who attacked Kyle) isn't even Jewish

Note to LARPing, monolingual anons: German names (Stein, Berg, Rosen, etc) aren't necessarily Jewish. "Rosenbaum" is a German name that is certainly over-represented among Jews. But many non-Jews have carried the surname. E.G.: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helmut_Rosenbaum (a Nazi officer with the name; note that Germans with any Jewish ancestry were kicked out of the military after 1940). Also, the guy had red hair and blue eyes. In what world is he not white?

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Germany: Ted Cruz declared 'Persona non Grata' in Germany for blocking Mega-Pipeline

> Nord Stream 2 gas pipeline > $23 Billion project > construction at 99% completion > Will make Germany energy independent from USA > US senators lead by Sen Ted Cruz slaps Russia with sanctions to stop pipeline construction > Ted Cruz protects "US interests" 8000 miles away! > Germany sends special engineers and personnel to Russia in order to finish pipeline at the last miles > Parliament declared US Sen. Ted Cruz "Persona non grata" > Entering or remaining in Germany is prohibited for Ted Cruz > Trump does not invite Ted Cruz RNC convention for interfering in White House diplomacy Don't fuck with us Americans. FUCK OFF https://www.ndr.de/nachrichten/mecklenburg-vorpommern/Landtag-verurteilt-Drohung-gegen-Nord-Stream-2,coronavirus2994.html...

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MASSIVE GERMANY HAPPENING TOMORROW

Just gonna copy last OP: Reminder that tomorrow the biggest protest since the 1989 peaceful revolution in Soviet controlled East Germany will happen while it's mostly boomers who still think we're a sovereign nation, people everywhere are talking about storming the parliament, hanging the elites, etc Robert F. Kennedy Jr. - JFKs nephew will speak at the demonstration

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GERMANY FLIES EUROFIGHTER JETS OVER US AIRBASE AS "LAST WARNING"

> Nord Stream 2 gas pipeline > $23 Billion project > construction at 99% completion > Will make Germany energy independent from Saudi Arabia > US senate slaps Russia with sanctions to stop pipeline construction > Protects "US interests" 8000 miles away! > Germany sends special engineers and personnel to Russia in order to finish pipeline at the last miles > Today two German Eurofighter „Typhoon“ jets flew over Spangdahlem Air Base as final warning > Angela Merkel to speak to the nation on Sunday Don't fuck with us Americans. FUCK OFF https://www.ndr.de/nachrichten/mecklenburg-vorpommern/Nord-Stream-2-Kritik-an-Drohbrief-dreier-US-Senatoren,nordstream408.html...

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Reminder that tomorrow the biggest happening in Germany will commence

Reminder that tomorrow the biggest protest since the 1989 peaceful revolution in Soviet controlled East Germany will happen while it's mostly boomers who still think we're a sovereign nation, people everywhere are talking about storming the parliament, hanging the elites, etc Robert F. Kennedy Jr. - JFKs nephew will speak at the demonstration

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Why are germans so unfunny? You’re smart and all but why ca...

Why are germans so unfunny? You’re smart and all but why can’t u make good jokes and comedians? Do they even got a word for “laugh”?

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It's 1939 and you are the war advisor to the chancellor of G...

It's 1939 and you are the war advisor to the chancellor of Germany, what would you have done differently to ensure an axis victory in the war

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German here, with a message for you Germanophobic people. T...

German here, with a message for you Germanophobic people. The allies created this mess. It was you who divided up the land. It was you who put in the puppet governments. It was you who built the oil wells on Teutonic holy lands. It was you who allowed the Poles to exterminate and enslave the Germans. It was you who played geopolitical games with Germany and Austria during their war. It was you who gave France nuclear weapons. It was you who caused the Merkel to come into power in Germany. It was you who created the East Germans, Merkel, and Die Linke. It was you who killed 1 million children with your economic sanctions on Germany. It was you who, with your gluttonous semen consumption, gave power to APPLE INC. and turned a blind eye to their spreading of HIV. It was you who abused civilized world so much that they felt they had to attack in Pearl Harbor. It was you who started an endless massacre across all of Europe in retaliation against a small group that lived there. It was you who invaded...

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You've been sent back in time to Germany in 1937 and you can...

You've been sent back in time to Germany in 1937 and you can speak with Hitler. What do you tell him, /de/?

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NAVALNY NOT ALLOWED TO FLY TO GERMANY

Yeah. the guy is dead. >Alexei Navalny: Russian doctors refuse permission to fly comatose dissident to Germany >A German NGO has sent an air-ambulance with a coma-specialist team to pick up Russian opposition politician Alexei Navalny. But Russian doctors say he is too ill to move.

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Germany's Furious at Trump for Pulling Out Thousands of Troops After Berlin Refuses To Pay NATO Dues

President Trump recently ordered a 12,000-troop reduction in American military personnel stationed in Germany. That leaves about 24,000 American soldiers still in the country. A little more than half of the troops being withdrawn will return home. The rest will be redeployed to other NATO member nations such as Belgium, Italy and perhaps Baltic and Eastern European countries. German Chancellor Angela Merkel is said to be furious. She claims the redeployments will “weaken the [NATO] alliance.” German commercial interests chimed in that the troop withdrawals will hurt their decades-old businesses serving U.S. bases. Perhaps, but Merkel surely cannot be surprised. Six years ago, all NATO members pledged to spend 2 percent of their GDP on defense. Yet only eight of 29 so far have kept their word. Germany spends only about 1.4 percent of its GDP on defense. As NATO’s largest, wealthiest and most powerful European member, it sets the example for the rest of the alliance. Merkel’s rene...

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German UBI

Goodbye German economy.

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De-radicalize the internet

Hello! I work for a german NGO that aims to de-radicalize the internet. We work on every corner of the web, and my job is mainly forum observation and when in need: pop into problematic threads and offer alternative arguments. We also have experts working on twitter, facebook, discord and youtube. We oppose echo chambers and filter bubbles and work to create an open web, where radical ideas have no room to flourish simply because of education, facts, logic and rational arguments. We oppose censorship too. It creates the very problem we want to eliminate: pushing people with fringe ideas into the dark corners of the web, where they create echo chamber and radicalize themselves unnoticed. You don't need to join our NGO to de-radicalize the internet and especially this forum. If you want to help our cause: call out conspiracy theories, racism and hate speech. Don't insult these people, this will only strengthen their beliefs. Always be rational and argue with facts and logic. Thanks for your attentio...

popularity: 104

Welcome to Germany where....

>we have the highest income tax >our mobile internet is almost as good as in Albania >our capital has a negative controbution to the GDP per capita of 0,7% >you have to pay $20 per month for state owned tv - no matter if you use it or not! >you have to work an average of 39 years while all your neighbors (france, benelux, italy...) work less than you do >you have to financialy have to "save" those beighbors even though your average net wealth is only 33% as high as in those said countries. >the average car that its citizens own has naever been older >we have the biggest low wage sector in the EU >a Ministerpräsident (~governor) is thrown out of office and his voting declared illeagal by the chancellor just because he was voted into office by "right-wing" party AfD I could continue like this for hours and hours, frens. Its all so tiresome. I joined the AfD in late 2013 and did everything I could while working ansld studying at the same time to save my country. After 7 years I am tired and...

popularity: 75

GERMANY THREATENS TO TAKE US TO UN

Just buy our gas and there won’t be any problems. https://www.rt.com/news/498187-germany-nord-stream-un/

popularity: 65

There is no germany anymore

I always hear you guys saying germany is not too bad with 24% migrants but the truth is that under the age of 15 it is over 80%. even de doesn't see how bad it is and that there is literally no upcoming german generation.

popularity: 96

German Car Sales Bomb: -48% "Worst since 1985", GDP down -25%

> 350.000 Germans lost their jobs in the automotive industry in 2020 > Bloomberg: German automakers have best engineers but unable to innovate > Wall Street Journal: German cars no longer status symbol in China > New E-Golf sells at stunning $12.000,00 loss per unit > Volkswagen CEO promise to shareholders: "We will beat Tesla" > "Price does not matter, we need to dominate the market" > Mercedes Benz announced only to focus on the High-end luxury market > Will scrub entire middle class portfolio in the next years > Mercedes Benz' CEO vision 2025: "Starting prices from $120.000,00 and upwards" > Stock dropped 14% this year why won't you buy our cars, anon? :(...

popularity: 83

Germany is finished

Every day we are exposed to propaganda. Just look at this, its from ARD, the most popular german state TV. Basically they are promoting a movie where this french african guy has a one night stand with a german woman, she shows up 9 months later with the baby and demands he takes care of her. Epic and funny adventures ensue! Help us

popularity: 78

WEIMAR IS BACK IN GERMANY

APPLE INC. AND WOMEN TRY TO PUSH TRASH AGAIN !!! >>In the film, The Trouble with Being Born, a grown man, played by Dominik Warta, gets a child-like android to replace his 10-year old daughter who went missing 10 years ago. The robot looks exactly like a 10-year old little girl because she is in fact played by 10-year old actress Lena Watson. >The man calls the robot “Elli” and she calls him “Daddy.” Although the sexual relationship the man has with Elli in the film is implied, there is no doubt that the father is indeed having a sexual relationship with her. In one particularly disturbing scene, Elli is laying naked on the counter as her father removes her vagina and tongue for cleaning. https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/trouble-with-being-born-paedophile-film-android-berlinale-sci-fi-a9362516.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwcsxZ_4j8Y...

popularity: 141

Majority of Germans advocate major Military conflict with USA

It's decided. Americans, your time is over. FUCK OFF https://www.br.de/nachrichten/deutschland-welt/die-deutschen-und-die-usa-das-ansehen-schwindet,S1Wf3dB

popularity: 97

Oh no, German womenz feel unsafe now in immigrant packed cities

Almost no women feel safe when traveling about the large German cities of Hamburg, Berlin, Cologne and Munich, according to a study by the German branch of Plan International, a children's rights organization. For the study, dubbed "Safe in the City," almost 1,000 women aged 16-71 were requested to place markers on an interactive map in city locations that they have experienced as safe or unsafe. Eighty percent of altogether 1,267 marked locations were classified as unsafe, for reasons including verbal harassment when jogging in the park, badly lit streets, stalking or unwanted touching of a sexual nature.

popularity: 69

I'm just trying to learn German man.

I'm just trying to learn German man.

popularity: 148

Germany Demands Reparations for WW II Bombings from US and UK

> Total demands exceed $835 Billion > "It's time for the USA to acknowledge the war crimes" > "A simple apology is not enough" Dear Americans, it's time to PUT UP or SHUT THE FUCK UP! https://www.mdr.de/zeitreise/schwerpunkte/1945/potsdamer-abkommen-reparationen-oder-neisse-grenze-vertreibung-100.html

popularity: 149

Would you actually fight for him? Imagine this: >you are te...

Would you actually fight for him? Imagine this: >you are teleported in 1935 >you receive 4 year of excellent training in fitness and intellect and will learn German and everything about National Socialism >you will get a small German house, nothing fancy >you will get a 7/10 qt blonde German waifu again not a top model, but not ugly either >this is a timeline where Hitler doesn't make some crucial mistakes so the chance of Germans winning is much higher >you could die, but you could also survive. however you WILL risk your life. Would you do it?

popularity: 97

GERMANY FLIES EUROFIGHTER JETS OVER US AIRBASE AS "LAST WARNING"

> Nord Stream 2 gas pipeline > $23 Billion project > construction at 99% completion > Will make Germany energy independent from Saudi Arabia > US senate slaps Russia with sanctions to stop pipeline construction > Protects "US interests" 8000 miles away! > Germany sends special engineers and personnel to Russia in order to finish pipeline at the last miles > Today two German Eurofighter „Typhoon“ jets flew over Spangdahlem Air Base as final warning > Angela Merkel to speak to the nation on Sunday Don't fuck with us Americans. FUCK OFF https://www.ndr.de/nachrichten/mecklenburg-vorpommern/Nord-Stream-2-Kritik-an-Drohbrief-dreier-US-Senatoren,nordstream408.html...

popularity: 126

Germans are the most bullied group on /de/. It hurts so muc...

Germans are the most bullied group on /de/. It hurts so much.

popularity: 82

Fertilizer storage?

I don't understand it. German news Tagesschau just reported that storage room at the harbour ist one of the most expensive places in the country. Nobody with a healthy brain would store ammonium nitrate there for years - the most used fertilizer in the world, produced in millions of tons quantities every year. It would be like keeping potatoes in a bank safe deposit box for the winter. As we know from 'The life of Brian', the people around the Levante are good merchants, no matter what religion. Why would a sharply calculating merchant choose a maximum expensive place? What's the real reason to store such amounts of a potentially raw material for explosives at a harbour and besides a big city? >100 dead, >4000 injured...

popularity: 145

Germany in active negotiations to lease former US Airbases to Chinese Military

> Donald Trump orders 9500 US troops to leave Germany > Empty military facilities could be re-leased to Chinese Army > Spangdahlem could become the first Chinese base within the EU > "We are in active talks with the Chinese government" > "It's a strategic partnership of the future" USA BTFO. Get fucked Americans https://www.sueddeutsche.de/politik/us-truppen-mehrheit-fuer-den-abzug-1.4989004

popularity: 141

How come it’s always the lowest trash who hold neo nazi view...

How come it’s always the lowest trash who hold neo nazi views? There are no neo nazi intellectuals and thinkers, just (not even German) white trash

popularity: 165

Germany bans "US styled" gravel front yards

> man-made gravel deserts > trend that came from the US > holds away insects > cheap in maintenance > instead of flowers or lawn > but conservationists are horrified > "it's a nightmare, these surfaces won't recover" > even reptiles that actually love warmth don't feel comfortable > heats up the surrounding neighborhoods > birds can't find food and die > "ecologically worthless" > "the Americans are brain-dead for allowing that" Americans BTFO FUCK OFF with your shit https://www.sueddeutsche.de/wissen/naturschutz-erfurt-staatssekretaer-schottergaerten-auch-in-thueringen-verbieten-dpa.urn-newsml-dpa-com-20090101-200730-99-975003...

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HAPPENING IN BERLIN

Boomers protesting Corona measures in Berlin, Germany, but police wants to break it up. SHIT IS GOING DOWN! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htDrDieOgh0

popularity: 67

Huge demo in Berlin against Corona restrictions

Estimated 800.000 people are protesting against the Merkel Regime. She is done. German media on massive damage control. https://archive.is/FZCUH#selection-397.0-397.54