Imagine this: >you are teleported in 1935 >you receive 4 year of excellent training in fitness and intellect and will learn German and everything about National Socialism >you will get a small German house, nothing fancy >you will get a 7/10 qt blonde German waifu again not a top model, but not ugly either >this is a timeline where Hitler doesn't make some crucial mistakes so the chance of Germans winning is much higher >you could die, but you could also survive. however you WILL risk your life.
>>1166620(OP) >Hitler doesn't make some crucial mistakes
Hitler had subversive Generals and other higher ups working against him, once he discovered a conspiracy against him he found it difficult to filter out the shit and if you think the Eastern Front was a mistake it wasn't, Germany desperately needed oil and they were running out of time and resources for making Synthetic Fuel, Africa was taking too long as well, Moscow was never the prize, the oil fields of Grozny were.
Armed with the most powerful weapon of all, hindsight, I could lead Nazi Germany to total victory. I'd have no need to fight on the front lines, the greatest mistake that Hitler had done, I believe at least, was allying with Italy.
No. I am not cucked enough to die for someone else's war. Anyone who actually says yes after reading that is unironic cuck in the literal sense possible. Using your mind and body for years for someone else's use and die in the process is pretty pathetic.
>>1166620(OP) >MAXIMUM WIN
I bring a Ohio class submarine with me, full crew and full load of ICBM's. >Hard win
Full technical packages of HK roller delayed blowback rifles and SMG's, proximity AA fuses, synthetic rubber, and every strategic book ever written about WW2. >Lose, but fun
Just my Marine ass.
>>1166620(OP) >>you are teleported in 1935 >>you receive 4 year of excellent training in fitness and intellect and will learn German and everything about National Socialism >>you will get a small German house, nothing fancy >>you will get a 7/10 qt blonde German waifu again not a top model, but not ugly either >>this is a timeline where Hitler doesn't make some crucial mistakes so the chance of Germans winning is much higher >>you could die, but you could also survive. however you WILL risk your life.
I WILL fight for him regardless. Your 'rewards' mean nothing.
I am thinking a list of things basically anyone could inject into Nazi war machine
Most effective: >Enigma encryption is weak, use one time pads instead and fill Enigma traffic with garbage thus rendering allied decryption efforts ineffective >Go to war economy immediately
>Stay on target when bombing eternal anglos >Do not let Bismarck leave port without full tanks
Tide turning things: >Weather will be super cold. Do not send wine to troops freezing. >Sloped armor mass production top 1 priority >Stg.44 top priority too, make it Stg.40 >Remove exotics from LW development and focus on two or three jet designs >Do not waste resources torturing unwanted ethnic groups, that is a problem which can be solved after the war.
No, I’m not a braindead germannigger who wants to exterminate poles ( your fucking neighbours )
Plus that mustache dinaric pussy let go the only important jew he managed to catch. Fucking pathetic. Imagine slaughtering 60 million aryans while being a neolithic french-looking dinaric shitskin lmao Germans are retarded.
If you have had to sell your white neantherthal daughters to Jewish slave traders for 2000 years because you never learned to read and we’re tired of eating shit in tenement housing, then the idea of killing all the eastern Slavs and Jews and raking their land would sound like a great idea. Shit all your shit eating German cousins just got rich in America killing the aboriginals of the mid west plains America. Why not kill all the slavs, Cossacks and Jews. Decent farming land.
Germany lost the war because it wrongly thought that the commonwealth was the biggest threat. It should have never asked Japan to bomb america. It should have begged Japan to leave Thailand and other common wealth targets, Hawaii for later conflict and focused on Russia. If Japan would have attacked Russia from East it would prevented Zhukov from convincing Stalin to mount western counterattack. In the end it was Nazi hubris thinking the French would be the toughest opponents and the Cossacks were slaves. America was a 40ish% Nazi sympathizer until Pearl Harbor.
In the end this is all geopolitically economic history. Basically. Europe cannot grow enough food to feed its over populated lands, so since the beginning of history until 75 years ago. All those neantherthal cousins in Europe go on a genocide spree against each other. Why FOOOD. Only north America and Russia have enough arable land and water resources to grow enough surplus food to feed the worlds populations and cattle. And since world war 2 we have subsidized the worlds economies by managing all water trade routes with out military. Make sure you Europeans don’t kill each other for wanting.
let me see.... >he put Jews in Luna Parks in order to protect them from the war >he wanted to destroy every culture Europe had replacing it with paganism of marvel superheroes >totally incompetent in war >vegan >racial hierarchy based on phenotype and invented miths, pretending that modern Europeans never had non-Europeans ancestors > his plan was partially succesful cause betrayed everyone, not a reliable person >unable to write properly a fucking book, modern footballers are able to do it >Lenin + Mussolini + exoterism + random stuf + Darwin (modern science proved the fallacy his ideas) = his ideology >he had exoteric schizoid ideas based on his immagination >he decided he was better than other Germans not allowing neither at its people to take decisions, have free speech,etc... >when war went bad, he excaoped in a bunker, too scared of dying in combact he commited suicide >The final proof of his "competence" is given by his loyal people, that at the end of the war simply helped US to get rid of him >His modern follower, fat people without social life of any sort, grew up at the bottom hierarcy of their present society, unable to do anything different from watching Japanise cartoons all the day. They comfort themselves supporting the most hated man of their present society, at first they were fashinated by him for its fake diabolic Hollywod representation. Once they learnt the harsh true about him they try to camouflage his incompetance making him a sweet pacifist. If someone insulted their star, they'll insult the offender with cliche regarding his native origins, (as said before they only watch cartoons, they're not better than other people, they can only be proud of their appearce well hidden behind a screen of course). How they know if vpn is used or the appearce, the ethnicity,etc.. of people they are insulting? They simply hope that if a lot of people say something that will become the truth.
... I mean, who wouldn't fight for him?
Hitler was a zionist , helped in the creation of israel by transporting like 20k jews to Palestine, didn't kill a single jew( most died by starvation in the camps due to allied bombings of food supplies) , built hospitals and swimming pools for them, didnt kill a single freemasons( but they like the jews they used the victim card) and was financed by (((them))) . with that said yes i would fight for Him because i wish to participate in a war.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I probably would. I used to be a libertarian, but the dream is gone now. Everyone I know is depressed. The world seems to be ending. It's so much worse than some people think, you can read the declining health of anyone's face now. Imagine what could have been if we'd won the war and a future was prepared for us and for our own children. Without a fantasy where there would be not a single problem, I still think I'm ready to admit it would have been better.
>>1166704 >"Yes, Germany back then was a democracy, before us. And we have been plundered and squeezed dry, no? What does "democracy" or "authoritarian state" mean for those international hyenas? They don't care at all! They are only interested in one thing: Are you willing to be plundered? Yes or no? Are you stupid enough to keep quiet in the process? Yes or no? And, when a democracy is stupid enough not to stand up, then it is good! But when an authoritarian state declares “You do not plunder our people any longer, neither from the inside nor outside”, then that is bad?" Dilate lolbergtarianstein.
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