/dk/ - Denmark

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1. The default languages for discussions in /dk/ - Denmark are Danish and English.
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If you are not familiar with history and culture of Denmark, please visit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denmark

And deny citizens access to grocery stores and public transit if they don't submit to being tested for the virus.

https://www.thelocal.dk/20200313/denmark-passes-far-reaching-emergency-coronavirus-law

How are they going to check at the door of the grocery store if someone has been tested/vaxxed? Wrist band, tattoo, micro chip?

>>673059(OP)
Fucking love Denmark. Long live our blonde brothers to the north!!

>>673059(OP)
So if I am to visit Denmark, how does this work? Some pansersvin waiting at the border for me with a needle in his hand?

Getting fucked good once by the government, is still better than living paycheck to paycheck with no safety net

DENMARK IS SHUT DOWN
DENMARK IS SHUT DOWN

>>626702(OP)
>514 infected
>only testing people with a travel history
>2-4 week incubation period
>Asymptotic spreading
>R0 is approximately 7

Are we gonna hit 1000 next week lads?

I just coughed up blue phlegm.
99% sure I have Corona but it’s too expensive to diagnose

>>626702(OP)
This is so fucking stupid