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> Study music from a young age. > Practice every day. > Learn difficult pieces and study the great composers. > Mastered every instrument of an orchestra. > Well versed in modern music production technology. > Can talk about music theory like it's plebeian chatter. > Often wakes up from the middle of the night with a melody and spends hours composing in fits of passion.
> See pic related being held up as the most accomplished musician of our time.
>>537608(OP) >study the circle of fifths so he can systematically churn out shitty EDM pop for big titty underage slags like Ellish >practice I-V-III-I every day >learn VST synth plugins and study Tiesto >Mastered every knob in Logic Pro >Well versed in the art of apocalyptic compression >Can talk about music like it's esoteric >Often wakes up in the middle of the night with one lyric and spends hours repeating it for the next song's chorus in fits of apathy >see pic related and wish you were big titty underage slag like her so you could be famous and well-liked, but you're stressed the fuck out instead
>listen to good music and repeat after them >play for fun every day >learn more complicated pieces as your taste and skill develop >inevitably master your instrument of choice and branch out to other instruments >become adept at the art of compressionless mastering the moment you learn that old vinyl sounds better because it didn't have as much compression >"I can't play a C for the life of me, I just play what sounds nice", *Minor Swing intensifies* >Wake up in the morning with a little idea, 10 minutes later Blackbird is written >see pic related and have a laugh ridiculing the whole thing accidentally in F# Locrian for a giggle
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