/g/ - Technology




Who am I?

I have a campaign, but no voters.
I have the technology, but no investors.
I am an engineer, without a job.
I have cannabis, but I am lonely.
I am a tenant, soon to be evicted.
Who am I?
38.518660,-123.009240
You're a massive faggot. What's my prize?
>>1255969(OP)
At the location posted above something..... sinister.... will happen
Will you stop it? Can YOU stop it?
The choice is yours.
Larpy. Some location in north cali.
>>1255969(OP)
You are John McAffe.
>>1255969(OP)
38°31'07.2"N 123°00'33.3"W
16816 Watson Rd, Guerneville, CA 95446, USA
Ok so this is where the location is, I have a bad feeling about this guys....
I think some of you Cali fags should call 911 and see what's up with that place
>>1255969(OP)
What we know so far:
1. This person runs for some kind of office but he's not well known.
2. He's a NEET.
3. They smoke cannabis
4. His landlord will evict him soon
5. This person lives in Northern California.

Who is he and why would he post on /g/ of all places? perhaps a regular poster?
>>1255969(OP)
OP here. The clock is ticking, time is running out. Life is..... short.
Our friend Philip doesn't feel so good. It's okay.... we will end his suffering soon.
Will you aid him /g/, or will you let him perish?
This is a bunch of work to samefag a boring thread.
>>1255969(OP)
As this thread reaches it's end, so will Philip's life...
You could have prevented this.
>>1255969(OP)
You won't do shit you jogger
>>1255969(OP)
>38.518660,-123.009240
what did OP mean by this?
Wayne
Hi wayne
>>1255969(OP)
Wayne you have a special trait that allows you to be noticed no matter how hard you try to hide
Let that be your strength
Or whatever
>>1255969(OP)
I'll start with Philip's wife...
My blade is sharp
rare omg
>>1255969(OP)
>38.518660,-123.009240
Gavin Newsome
wayne lambright
Change your career path. It's obviously not working for you. Have you ever considered being a florist?
>>1255969(OP)
>I have a campaign, but no voters.
Don't you say that. This year I'll be writing in Wayne Lambright.
>>1255969(OP)
>I have a campaign, but no voters.
damn biden don't be so hard on yourself
>>1255969(OP)
She's still screaming...
Want to hear her scream, anon?
god i hope this is a larp
You sounds like a loser
this thread is on reddit already bois
>>1255969(OP)
Somebody call the cops. Here's contact info: https://www.sonomasheriff.org/locations
>>1255969(OP)
The incel
>>1255969(OP)
Wtf

Heard a woman moaning in background. Male sounding like wayne said hello. I hung up. Wtf is going on fml
>>1255969(OP)
damn, seems like some wants wayne to get swatted, noit funny op
SOUNDS LIKE AN UNEMPLOYED ENGINEER TO ME. CASE CLOSED.
>>1255969(OP)
Wayne Lambright
>>1255969(OP)
What the literal fuck is this witchcraft
>>1255969(OP)
Elon, quit shitposting and get feed the baby.
>>1255969(OP)
ALRIGHT WTF IS THIS CREEPY SHIT SOMEONE GIVE ME A QRD STAT
>>1255969(OP)
16816 Watson Rd
Guerneville CA 95446-8947
just send a local police over there, no need to SWAT
if it's a joke the owner of house won't get in trouble but send a cop car here
>>1255969(OP)
Dont kill your landlord nutcase.
>put me in the screencap
>>1255969(OP)
A jogger.
>>1255969(OP)
i literally have to *69 and call incredible long distance just to find out cause EBERYONE IS TERRIFIED TO TALK TO A GUY ?
>>1255969(OP)
ive talked to police, multipe reports, sending a team
>>1255969(OP)
THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT
>>1255969(OP)
Guys, I'm on the phone.
>>1255969(OP)
Did Wayne just delete some tweets off his Twitter or am I going crazy?