>work for 4 years with an MS in biochem >have to quit to move home to support my mom >mom dies, move to west coast city >apply to jobs i’m over qualified for >have good references >”oh anon, you gotta take this personality test” >never get called back
they’re just trying to make us into robots. i landed a shitty job as a mid-level manager making shit pay at some shitty startup. my friends with less qualifications get paid better than me. the work market is shit, the world is shit. now i’m blackpilled.
They make wagies take personality tests? That shoulda shitty I have been a shut in neet for almost a decade and have never had a job. How do you wagies have to score on the personality test? What kind of questions do they ask?
You just have to improve your skills at lying. 95% of adult social life is about lying to people in the right way. It's why high IQ psychopaths do so well. I have a friend in DB who hates feminism and the pozzed corporate culture but he did volunteer work for IWD because it gives him a fucking golden shield against harassment claims and puts HR on his side.
>>1479826(OP) >MS in biochem
Congrats, you fell for the higher education cliche. A masters degree is worthless for 99% of the population. >move to west coast city
Why would you move without a job you absolute inbred? Did the "big city dreams" give you stars in your eyes? Are you looking forward to slamming craft beer IPAs with your DnD friends? >Apply to jobs
You fell for the cliche from your high school guidance counselor. Nobody gets good jobs by "applying" especially in a niche field like yours. Stop playing video games and get out there and network. Spend some time on your LinkedIn and let them recruit you.
>>1479826(OP) >Be me >Ace the aptitude test >Have to retake the bullshit "behavior" test 3 fucking times before I figured out what exactly they wanted to hear
Figured it out though, it was their bullshit do you trust your government type questions. Anything but STRONGLY AGREE was basically an automatic fail.
I once was told, with an arm around my shoulder, that I was the only one they were expecting to hire for a shift supervisor job. I never applied and changed jobs. The replacement had 5 job titles. Came into work not sleeping off the alcohol about 6 months later. They don't care about you.
>Do 10 years in chair force, white collar job inb4 nonner >Separate, contract on and off for two years >Decide I'm done w/ the desert--want to stay home >Apply for jobs at 30+ different airports all over the country >Most of which require a bachelor's degree in what I did >Only one airport calls me back to progress to the next step, half of them tell me I'm not qualified because I don't have my college participation trophy >Do a test w/ the airport that calls me back; do well >Never heard from them again >Decide to fucking get my marxist indoctrination paperwork from College University >Have a 3.75 GPA because the coursework is so easy >All the while struggling to make ends meet because no one will fucking hire me
I have six months left on my degree, and despite getting mostly A's in most of my classes plus my decade of experience, still no one will hire me. Boomers have really fucked up this nation, bros.
I do have some good news, though: I know a few folks who went to University for about 3 years, give or take a few months. They said fuck it, applied for jobs and claimed to have the degrees they were already working on and lied about experience. The hiring teams did no background checks on any of it, and they got fucking hired. Dudes are making $40K+ with no experience and no finished degree. If I wasn't so close to finishing mine already, I'd try it out. I hope this gives some hope to some of you guys out there. You don't have much to lose!
It sounds like you’re a fucking loser or a freak. Be normal, lie to people, and try not to let on you’re a domestic creeper. If the 9/11 bombers could do it, surely an autist could handle it.
Pro tip: if you’re applying for a job you’re overqualified for, dial back your qualifications.
They *dont* want to hire you. Its a buyer's market out there for management vs labor thanks to the 1970's perfect storm of labor castration from the double-whammy of an almost-overnight doubling of the labor force plus the increasing labor-savings from automation.
Remember that scene in Saving Private Ryan with an office full of people drafting "we're sorry to inform you little Johnny died in the war" letters? That office doesnt exist anymore because it was replaced by a single laser printer and 2 lines of code. Don't think "automation" equals "factory robots", Word and Excel are automation, barcodes are automation.
And for what few jobs remain, it used to be you competing against Bob and John, now you're also completing with those two plus Babs and Jean and Sally. Companies *love* this, salary negotiations are in the basement because you have no room to negotiate, if you dont take the rare job they'll give it to the line of people behind you.
It simply cannot be stated enough, the labor market crashed and it will take a *century* to right itself.
Just be glad you have some sort of work portfolio and don't have a deadly disease like type one diabetes that requires insulin to just keep you functioning. And the kikes keep increasing insulin prices on top of all that. You don't even know what blackpilled is my friend.
You have to take those tests knowing what THEY are looking for. The questions they ask are obvious, and my company actually asked me questions multiple times to try to slip me up. They also asked me if I would ever lie, to which of course I responded yes because anyone who says no to that is a fucking liar.
>>1479826(OP) >the work market is shit, the world is shit. now i’m blackpilled.
just say your junkie, blackface or transition to a woman.
white straight men are at the bottom of the hiring list. another reason corporation's like women is because they are 'yes men/ women' they will do what is asked of them without question and will put the corporation ahead of anything or anyone.
During an interview to work at place that helps pharmacies when their software doesn't work, they asked about previous work experience. I worked at a gas station, and I tell her that customers are annoying and I'd much rather help a companies clients in a closed off environment rather than any hobo that walks in off the street. She took it as me being an asshole. I guess I'm supposed to say I love helping spics get gas and cigs all day. The amount of acting that goes into an average job interview is absolutely retarded. Libs think their life is a movie or something.
college is a scam. i knew the system is shit and i knew it since i was in 5th grad.
i spit in teachers, professors and educators faces my whole life, joking about their fake proxy authority.
learned how to be a combat engineer in the army, got kicked out there for beating up a west point fag and fucking unorthodox levels of peers (arguable the only use for women in the military).
after this track record, i am now making 125k in the automotive industry soli base on the big mouth my teachers told me wont bring me very far.
also all that in a small wyoming town, even the socialists' here are all white.
college for other than STEM is a scam, and even then you need connections to get a highly pozzed job.
the matrix only has a use for you until it drains all your talent. Then it tosses you aside. You should have known this. You made a deal with the devil and sold your soul.
NEETs will inherit the Earth.
I have a chemical engineerjng degree. I just spent 2 hours tearing down eavestroughs because aluminium work pays me significantly better than being an office drone. Dont feel bad, youre not the only one who fell for the stem cliche.
>>1479826(OP) >keep looking for new job while working current job >during interview process ask probing questions of interviewers such as "what sort of culture are you promoting here" then manipulate personality test appropriately > avoid applying for jobs you are overqualified for now that you're employed - it actually hurts your chances of employment and advancement later > GTFO of CA, OR or WA unless you're a braindead lefty wanting to fit into zombieland. If you are a braindeader, get fucked loser. >pray your "shitty startup" gets bought and you BETTER have equity.
this is scary accurate. how are 90% of these companies all of the sudden doing personality tests. had to take an Anthony robbins one for a fucking accounting job. good lord shit's changed
same dude >working jobs that don't even require a degree because i cant get hired for the actual entry level job in my field
i'm not a consoomer so i have enough money to live but i have to live like i'm in college again. every day i feel bitter and angry. every year wages stagnate and cost of living rises, and rises much faster than official inflation stats. it's the long squeeze and we're in it.
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