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Is Elon retarded?

The looking silently over the employees' shoulders and quoting random movies is something ex-Tesla employees also reported.
>>1522884(OP)
VERY NICE
WAIF
highly retarded
Based retarded Elon
>>1522884(OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unEyiD2O5WE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unEyiD2O5WE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unEyiD2O5WE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unEyiD2O5WE
>>1522884(OP)
Based retard
lmao. Based Elon.
>>1522884(OP)
>Is Elon retarded?
>Loses $40 billion dollars because of a shit post
>Backtracks on muh free speech
>Whores user data out to advertisers
>Influencers leave the platform because of perceived free speech even though there's no fundamental changes
>Advertisers leave the platform because influencers leave
>Is now stuck with a shitty smaller version of twitter and now $40 billion in the hole
Idk anon you tell me.
>>1522884(OP)
get fucked wagie, back to the cage with your and your wife.
>>1522884(OP)
Fake and junkie
If the boss is acting retarded it's a clear signal to do whatever, format Twitter and leave lmao
>>1522884(OP)
They're liberals. They have no sense of humor.
based retard
I approve
>>1522884(OP)
throw the jew down the well
based
He got rid of those poo leftist shits, he can do whatever he wants. Seethe while you can pajeet since you will be out of a job soon too
>>1522884(OP)
He literally hates them and wants them to quit.

Imagine being a billionaire boss who bought a company of ideological enemies and your one purpose in life is to make theirs a living hell.
>>1522884(OP)
Does he watch gorilla channel?
>>1522884(OP)
>Is acute and actual retard who paid FORTY-FOUR BILLION FUCKING DOLLARS for Twitter really retarded?
Gee - guess it's just one of The Great Questions of our Time.
>>1522884(OP)
He can't keep getting away with this
>>1522884(OP)
This just in, a billionaire genius is kind of a weirdo. Who would have thought?
>>1522884(OP)
"I have a chair, I have a chair"
"King of the castle, king of the castle"

He is either trolling them in 4d chess, or just trying to be funny.
Lol VERY NICE.
Musk's troll levels are rising by the day
Normies fear the aspie. As it should be.
He’s mocking them lmao. Sounds based
>>1522884(OP)
so that makes rockets, electric cars, software that tries to automate driving, boring equipment, batteries, solar panels, swarm based low earth orbit telecommunications retarded too.
love to see someone who seems how to get shit done is being hen pecked by faggots, jews and losers.
naughty naughty
>>1522884(OP)
> not going to HR to request time off in writing
> asking head honcho himself when he probably won't even remember your name and throw you under the bus
>>1522884(OP)
Is this the best that you kike shills could come up with? Soros is really scraping the bottom of the barrel with you lot.
He probably does that to people he wants to quit so he can replace them.
ahh yes it took less than 24 hours after the takeover for the fake news spam to begin
>>1522884(OP)
There is a problem in my country!
>>1522884(OP)
You're the retarded one OP glad your out of a job kikecock-loving streetshitter. Throw the jew down the well.
>>1522884(OP)
BASED FUCKING AUTIST HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>1522884(OP)
Anything that makes these silicon valley faggots seethe. Based retard.
Pretty funny. I love Borat.
In Soviet Russia, media socializes you!
>>1522884(OP)
Next Elon is going to start lifting weights in the office floors and grunting until a lunk alarm goes off.
>>1522884(OP)
>He just goes around quoting borat all day.

God i hope someone is recording this and put out pretty soon.
I'll pay a fucking Netflix special to watch the code monkey FAGGOTS seethe all day while they get a hunchback starting at their desktops
>>1522884(OP)
>EJ DICKSON
>>1522884(OP)
VERY NICE
HOW MUCH
>>1522884(OP)
Sounds more like autism
>>1522884(OP)
>Throw the Jew down the well, So my country can be free, You must grab him by the horns, Then we have a big party!
>>1522884(OP)
what is Elon going to do about all the cia/ngo glownigger color revolution shit on twatter?
>>1522884(OP)
Based Elon popping into cubicles and shouting "LOOK, THE JEWS HAVE SHIFTED THEIR FORMS!"
>>1522884(OP)
Oh no, the poor twitter employees
>>1522884(OP)
Wow, they are discriminating against him?
Isent he autistic, maybe that is how he operates, they are not providing a safe and inclusive workspace.
Why do they feel uncomfortable being aeound people that are different, that is so hateful.
The sink was Epic! :D
Perhaps a borat puppet version like Bubbles had Konky... kick it up a notch! Or even better, a Boris Johnson puppet!
>>1522884(OP)
This is called echolalia and is a common trait for autistic people.
Not even a fraction of what twitter employees deserve.
based sperg emperor elon
>>1522884(OP)
Hes a snake and a jew
>>1522884(OP)
>the world's richest man
>retarded
>>1522884(OP)
But one time, he break cage and he GET THIS!
Then everybody laugh!
>>1522884(OP)
he's one of the most based men to ever exist.
>>1522884(OP)
>VeRi NiAaIACeEE
He can do what the fuck he wants, it's his gaf now
>>1522884(OP)
Very nice.
In my company there is problem
>>1522884(OP)
God I hope this is true. Elon trolling retarded Leftists and threatening to fire them is the timeline I want to live in . Lmao.
>>1522884(OP)
fucking based lmao
>>1522884(OP)
>quoting Borat
>went to Romanian castle recently
>Borat was filmed in Romania
>>1522884(OP)
this is the most based thing i have ever read, i hope this is real
>>1522884(OP)
>40 billi company
>ask owner for time off
We're supposed to believe this?
>>1522884(OP)
in my country there is problem...
>>1522884(OP)
HOLY SHIT HE'S A HERO
>>1522884(OP)
He has a mind of an engineer.
His brain is wired to dive into the pool of random facts and get out with connections and correlations nobody ever expected to find.
Of course when it has no purpose of life (because Elon lives in a grim capitalist dystopia and forced to do some boring business stuff instead of getting proper education and going to a lab) it's bored and starts to work over facts which aren't some practical scientific facts but random ideas and cliches from mass culture.
Looks like it's his only way to deal with pain and destruction that would otherwise tear him apart from inside.
>>1522884(OP)
Your honor, my client is based until proven retarded.
>>1522884(OP)
>quoting borat
the one about the jew and the well?
This is epic
>>1522884(OP)
I worked for Tesla and yeah this guy is a huge nerd and asshole. One time he seriously pissed me off. Crept up behind me while I was working and yelled "HONK HONK" then did a Peewee Herman laugh and scurried away. The racism claims were false but I'm pretty sure all employees were just fed up with his little "pranks" and charades so they just made something up to fuck him over with.
GREAT SUCCESS
>>1522884(OP)
>quoting borat all day
Throw the jew down the well, so my Twitter can be free
>>1522884(OP)
He's trolling all the motherfuckers who had a lock on free speech for over 4 years. I hope he boots most of them and then moves twatter HQ to Texas to troll the rest
Good
>>1522884(OP)
>Borat
my jogger! kek
>>1522884(OP)
KEK. Fucking based if true. He's quoting Sacha Baron Cohen who got the award from the ADL and in his speech demanded that Big Tech needs to censor or the ADL will get the FBI to crackdown on Big Tech. kek
>>1522884(OP)
borats a jew
he's living the dream
>>1522884(OP)
What if all the people in charge are just retards?

It would explain why g cliches control the universe.
>>1522884(OP)
>This is my (former) CEO Parag Agrawal, he is pain in my assholes
If I spent 44bil on them they should be happy I didn't line up their asses for penis inspection days.
>>1522884(OP)
Please stop
The press did the same with trump but with biden and his incoherent ramblings not one word
Don’t believe this shit
>>1522884(OP)
>when I need to put in a leave application I go ask the majority shareholder of the holding company that controls the subsidiary I work for.
Shit that never happened
>>1522884(OP)
>Elon
>Walks around quoting Borat all day
>To Twitter employees
Extremely high IQ
>>1522884(OP)
>quoting random movies
As opposed to what? Trying to reason with normies? Nah brah, troll them 'till they get mad and off themselves.
>>1522884(OP)
>Is the richest and most successful man in history a retard? Or am I, someone who has achieved nothing in life, is ideologically compromised by MSM, a retard?

I think we can safely assume OP is the retard rather than Musk
Did all the wokes get fired yet?
>>1522884(OP)
MAI WAIF
Is he actually retarded?
>>1522884(OP)
If my boss made hundreds of billions of dollars revolutionizing several industries walked in the room shouting “WAWA WE WA KING OF THE CASTLE KING OF THE CASTLE” My instinct would be to laugh, not be some sour bitch
>>1522884(OP)
I love how /g/ zoomies are just now figuring out Elon Musk is fucking retarded.

>But NO! He's based white man!
>He's based jewtuber!!
>>1522884(OP)
>what is propaganda
>>1522884(OP)
high functioning autist communicating with underlings .. can't make this stuff up, Elon probably thinks these movie references are the only way to communicate to these folks. I would have picked episodes of "friends" actually...
>>1522884(OP)
Hello based department? Yes, I'll hold
>>1522884(OP)
High five, very nice
>>1522884(OP)
>So, do I still have a job?
>Yes-NOT!
>>1522884(OP)
>Quoting Borat
>Not walking around saying everything in JOGGER language where all the words are JOGGER

Elon, we allow you to be on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of Master
>>1522884(OP)
> he does this all day!
He’s literally been there less than three days. How can any of these stories be true
>>1522884(OP)
kek based. elon is 10/10 trolling
kek based
>>1522884(OP)
i would do shit like this if I was the big boss also
>>1522884(OP)
>STOP CRYING, YOU SNIVELLING ARSE
>>1522884(OP)
He is part of a cult and most likely brainwashed since birth. What do you expect from such a person.
>>1522884(OP)
>cliche flaggot, no link, fake news
JOGGERS IN ALL FIELDS
>>1522884(OP)
He only does that to people he wants to have quit because they have no sense of humor
Like I'd just laugh and get on with my job, how is that bad?
>>1522884(OP)
Elon has aspergers and is as autistic as everyone browsing this website.
/thread
Fuck Twitter
Fuck Twitter employees
Fuck elon musk
>>1522884(OP)
I mean, like quit. You are free to stay or go.
You don't go to the CEO to request time off. Come on...
Wait til he makes the cafeteria only stock tendies and chocolate milk and gives every employee a piss jug
>>1522884(OP)
So we are supposed to believe they have to ask Elon for time off? Mmmkay, who’s the fucking retard here
Elon seems based
>>1522884(OP)
This is the power of "fuck you" money
>>1522884(OP)
WAWAWEEWA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvwVgIoMjTI

thats pretty funny tbqh
God I hope this is true
>>1522884(OP)
p-please mr.musk i need one day off to get married
>MY WIFE
walks away
>>1522884(OP)
Still more candidates for the firing squad left at twitter?
IZZA NICE