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>You're a white Christian and pic related blocks your path...

How do you get around the glorious free, white, pagan?
Turn 360 and walk away
Imagine being intimidated by a scandinavian
Slam the toilet seat on his head when he's taking a drink.
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Get stronger and post physic, I'm sure he'll understand.
Play a looping kick-drum and watch him follow a car whilst dancing like a spastic.
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Tell him to take me to his woman, I will be breeding her tonight.
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>do a graceful jumping spin and simultaneously whip out my acoustic guitar
>tune to dadgad in a single strum
>being to improvise a tune in D minor weaving effortlessly in and out of harmonic minor and double harmonic minor modes evoking a deep spiritual feeling of connection with the land in him ((based on nonsesne of course) lol))
>he is moved
>i end masterfully and slowly rise and walk past
>as we pass shoulder to shoulder we nod
>whew that was close almost had to put him down
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If he blocked my path I would engage him in a friendly conversation about the Horus Heresy.
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go around the jogger? how else retard, maybe cross the street
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>Byzantium
>Being a pagan
>I would laugh in his face
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Step really uncomfortably close, place my right leg behind his and apply force to his neck with my right forearm.
Fuck you.
Fuck him.
Learn how to fight.
I've beat peoples asses who looked like him.
cat looks like he has a glass jaw, and not only that, he has a virgin nose which hasn't been popped. i'd floor him in under a minute, regardless of whatever training he has.
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Lol I’m the same size of whoever this queer is (probably taller, as well). Literally don’t give a fuck. Would probably rip a joint and puff it in his face.
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>byzantium eagle
>it has the black sun cult inside

the eagle kills the black sun cult
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literally murder him for sacrilege, if he wants to bash his own people for being catholics or protestants or whatever those snowniggers are, fine, but insulting my sect with that shirt is a death sentence.
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>white
>Christian
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>christkeks
They'd be sucking his dick and turn the other cheek after each dickslap.
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>"G'mornin'!"
But, unironically and genuinely.
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Call him a "wiccan" and walk around him after he collapses into fit ball of weeping faggot after he can't deny it.
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hail satan
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>christian
>white
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>How do you get around the glorious free, white, pagan?
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Nothing, because The Golden One isn't anti-Christian. He thinks white Christians and Pagans should be working together to save the West.
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This dude has such a weird accent
A gladius worked before.
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>that t-shirt
FUCK YEAH
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I'd say, "hey bro, scoot over" cause neither of us are joggers.
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>bro. just stop with that cringy shit
I wouldn't care. If pagans want to live like varg then go for it. Varg admitted he's a fan of mooslems invading Europe btw.
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Golden one doesn't promote division between pagans and Christians. Fuck off you kike
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I open my butt hole and ask him to teach this little jew worshiping mutt how a real man works.

OH crucify me, DADDY!
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talk to him like a normal human being
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Do you guys just ignore history?
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Muscles don’t equal fighting ability. MMA more.
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>Tjena min bror, laget?
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Tell it plants have feelings to
Bam. Instant starvation.
I fuck the Swede twing for desecrating the Double Headed Eagle of Byzantium.
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>double headed eagle
>satanic symbol
you don't belong here
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I use rat poison. It's super effective
The Golden One wouldn't block a white christian at all as he says that its fine to be either pagan or christian.
Marcus doesn't hate christians so he wouldn't do that. OP is a fag again
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I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me
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Golden One doesnt hate christians through
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>Double eagle of rome copy with black sun added
>Scandinavian
Those things don't match
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He doesn't have a problem with Christians. He's not white trash like varg.
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I would bro fist him, and we would train in the Temple of Iron together.
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Every time I mentally picture a perfect Aryan phenotype and physique I inevidably end up thinking of The Golden One.
Sweden should make a law granting him exclusive permission for all Scandinavian women, regardless whether they are already engaged or not. Swede cucks seethe
>>1494186(OP)
He blocks my path to a wall?
"Sorry lemme just squeeze right past ya."
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He’s cute
turn 360 degrees dab on him for larping then walk away
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I would remind him of that time he danced at a junkie pride parade.
The dude is a complete faggot, and so are you for looking up to this roided pseudo intellectual retard.
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>Hey, what's up m8?
>Not much
>Likewise
>Keep walking
>OP is a faggot
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I walk past him
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lmao that's a Byzantine double headed eagle you moron. That brand has some cool things but they also mix stuff up that makes zero sense.
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Varg is the violent snowjogger you have to watch out for, not this guy. GO is an ok guy.
pagans are just pot smoking hippie cucks who let their wives go to all you can eat black buffets while they rot their brain in their weird drum circle cult. Think about how much of a tiny dicked pot addled retard you'd have to be to think faeries and leprechauns and goat men who play pan flutes and other such nonsense is real.
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just tell him to get out of the way
Why would I be Christian?
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i would tell him to check his privlege and tell him all the shit he take for granite
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Block his path back with my years of occult studies
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if he is a pagan why does he dress like a christian capitalist?
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Pagans are slaves to their false idols. They use them as scapegoats to sin.
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>golden one
you do know he's for the unification of pagans and christians as to not cause divide between europeans
Imagine thinking he doesn’t have kneecaps
I'm a pagan myself, so I'd probably just shake his hand and say hi or something.
But, honestly I'm race first, I wouldn't give a shit if the guy was a Christian anyways.
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i shove him aside because i'm clearly stronger than him
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I'd say "Excuse me" as I walked by him and continued on with my day never giving it another thought in my life.
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I'll just start making out with him.
Brad was pretty cool back in the day
I ask Mr.Ratface where his ninja turtles are
Simple. Shoot the Wigger.
They are afraid of oak trees so just Chase him away with a branch or something
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>pagan

Pagans don't even believe in paganism
Byzantine eagle
goldenone is a christcuck
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out of the way kike lover
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greet him.
golden one is cool
I ask him to please move because he isn't a loitering jogger
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>WE WUZ ROMANS AND SCHEISSE
No. Just look at him with pity and disdain
Smash his head into the rocks (in minecraft)
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Marcus is a pretty nice guy, I would probably stop and chat for a while before continuing on with my business.
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>Pagan
>Byzantine Double-Headed Eagle on Shirt
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Walk through him (wearing the eagle of a Christian nation) in my much larger Cath physique
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>"Hello sir lovely day we're having. Could you please move for a split second? You're blocking the way to my car."

>"Thank you sir, btw that is a nice shirt you're wearing. I don't know what that symbol means but the purple really suits you"

FUNCTIONAL ADULT. DOING FUNCTIONAL ADULT THINGSSSSS
I am agnostic. I respect pagans...to a point.
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>double-headed eagle (Christian) combined with sonnenrad (occult)
larper confirmed
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Beat the shit out of him. Not going to fear a faggot who worships ladyboys and cum drinkers.
The fetal alcohol one fears the cheap vodka.
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Marcus doesn't condone aggression toward white Christians because real Pagans always put their race first.
After getting big this guy looks kinda small desu
Ask him to kindly stand aside, or failing that find an alternate route.
Fuck this pagan faggot. I'd kick him straight in the balls then curb stomp his ass. After that spit on him and go on my way.
Slaughter him just like my Catholic ancestors did lmao
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laugh at for wearing that in public
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Why would I be wary of a Pagan? They're not joggers, probably say gidday and talk shit about the refugees
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Probably just shoot him and then steal his stuff.