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Norway is rising. In 3 years we will overtake the Finnish population. In 13 years we will overtake the Danish population. ...and then Norway will be the strongest Nordic nation BY FAR One day in the distant future Norway will rule everything AND THAT'S A FACT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VP6c7QHwoM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GUsLvUvSu0
Nobody can actually list what they like about Norway without mentioning the benefits. >"Oh man as a millennial internet cosmopolitan with liberal tendencies, I sure love this place..." >that's boring >and expensive >with horrible weather >with 20 hours of darkness in winter >where everything is expensive >with high taxes >and janteloven >that's very socially insular >where I'll never fit in >..."it's so great that everyone is middle class and we don't have to worry about healthcare" Seems to me like all the praise is coming from Bernout reddit types just fantasizing about their lives being exactly the same, but without financial trouble or debt. Can any Norwegian bros tell me what it's really like? It seems like a nice place if you just want to be left alone and enjoy nature. Seems like it's full of white natives who dislike foreigners and are secretly very protective of their culture and keep outsiders at arms length. Sounds a bit like Utah if I'm honest (whic...
Greta Thunberg, a 16 year old girl with Aspergers, has quickly become a hero in Norway, Sweden, Denmark and even the US. Millions of people om Facebook are now sharing her stance on climate change. Think about it. A 15 year old is smarter than 99% of all people on here. She knows that the right thing to do is to make a change regarding the climate. Her Aspergers gives her the ability to understand such a complex issue at such a young age, this is why we all need to support and encourage this wonderful, empowered young youth! She has a bright future ahead of her and truly is an inspiring hero of our time! https://youtu.be/HzeekxtyFOY https://youtu.be/gn09SiukG2M
Norwegian roads... Shitty roads for cars... highways for bicycles...
Basically, just get the left to associate the Norwegian flag with the Confederates. Post/ tweet pro-southern, pro-white stuff along side an image of Norway's flag. You know, that "the south will rise again" type shit. Alternatively, make some burner accounts and post anti-racism rants along side the Norwegian flag posing as an unhinged leftist. I think we get the SPLC and ADL to classify it as a far right hate symbol. Especially since Norway is a white nation, they're already evil because of that as far as socialists are concerned. Not sure if Norway is as cucked as the other Scandinavian nations. But maybe we could even get some of their lefty politicians/ journos to consider changing it, or at least criticising it as a racist symbol. Anyway, this should be fun if it takes. https://thepostmillennial.com/couple-takes-down-norwegian-flag-after-dozens-confuse-it-with-confederate-flag
(https://www.wilx.com/2020/07/28/norwegian-flag-removed-from-saint-johns-bed-and-breakfast-over-confederate-flag-confusion/) >Bed and breakfast Nordic Pineapple in Saint Johns has removed their Norwegian flag after dozens of people CONFUSE it for the Confederate flag. Greg and Kjersten Offbecker moved into the historic mansion two years ago and turned it into a bed and breakfast. As decoration, they hung a Norwegian flag next to the American flag at the front entrance of the inn, but dozens of guests and people driving by have accused the couple of flying a Confederate flag. >“They are the same color, but there are no stars on the Norwegian flag, and the Confederate flag is a big ‘x’ and the Norwegian flag is part of the Nordic countries, they’re all crosses,” Offbecker said. Last week, the couple decided to remove the flag as they were updating their marketing materials. >“We started to have this concern that it was deterring people away from coming to our bed and brea...
Quick run down: >shieldcuck goes viral for being worlds greatest simp >last night, he most likely threw a bomb at a federal building (spotted by a Norway Anon) >more videos have been uncovered of him talking to people >someone found a review for the overpriced faux-riot gear he wears from his grandma who posted a picture of him alongside the review Previous threads:
Today is 9 years after the creeper attack in Norway by Anders Breivik. This thread is to remember the innocent victims of his nazi convictions.
Anyone wanna trade places? The culture, the people, the weather here. Norwegians are stuck up normie sheep cowards. We make the worst people here famous. Everyone pretends like we live in the best country in the world, that we are sophisticated, smart and humanatarian. Fuck this country and it´s people and fuck the west.
Multiple people stabbed. Police ask local residents to stay inside. https://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/i/kJ2q3B/meldinger-om-flere-knivstikkinger-i-sarpsborg
Hello my great friends of /no/ I will be moving away from my country. As i believe it has gone to hell. I don't feel safe in my own country anymore. My dad grew up in the cities and he was born 64 he told me everything used to be so nice. I heard alot of storys from him. And he has told me Sweden is a sinking ship. Which is why I'm making the decision to move away from my home country. I had a great life growing up in this country and I'm still growing I'm finishing high school soon. But i just dont feel safe anymore. And the other reason why I'm moving is i don't want to form a family in sweden because i want my kids to grow up feeling safe in the enviorment they live in. I don't want my daughter to feel like she's gonna get raped everytime she steps outside the house. I want my family to be safe! fuck sweden. Right now i have been thinking about Norway and Finland the most as i love them the most of the Nordic countries So I'm reaching out to you /no/ for advices what...
It is quite a while since we have seen such a big demonstration here in Norway, even though it´s not legal for more than 50 people to gather. Thousands are protesting in Oslo and other cities, for an american crininal.....
IT is Norways National Day today, say something nice about norway
From Varg's pagan atheism nonsense to the truth of al-Islam. May Allah bless them and keep them firm in guidance.
Syrian asylumseeker here I got denied asylum in Norway and i have to leave i got paid 4500 euros to leave voluentary When i get to syria ill try to get to USA to apply for asylum Any tips how i can get to USA to claim asylum? i cant apply in eu anymore since Norway denied my claim and will deport me
White female Norwegian YouTuber shows her disappointment & dismay at her DNA results. Being white is ‘boring’ apparently. Black boyfriend in 3..2.. Who’s to blame for this? https://youtu.be/34XotnwSO58
Another white roastie has been killed while trying to find herself, and ended up with being found by the police instead. >30 year old Norwegian Nerid Høiness was found dead in the jungle of Vang Vieng, Laos. Killed by her japanese boyfriend "Ogu Hiroyuki" whom she met on the trip. She was traveling around along in south Asia learning to become a yoga-guru. When will white women learn?
In Norway 80% of medical students are women and as many other countries today, we are in an economic crises. Yesterday, some military personnel got asked if they could work free in the crises (mostly male), they said yes. Medical students, however got offered part time jobs without pay to help in crises and they got furious (mostly female). This is after the government has paid for their education which cost millions of dollars and given them life insurance for life, and they are secured high pay jobs for the rest of their lives. The poor males fight for their country without question and do not need money or status in return. Rich, privileged women, however, do not lift a finger without getting money for it. Why do women lack honor? https://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/i/opGmWV/medisinstudenter-oppfordret-til-aa-jobbe-gratis
Norway called us out!
>In a response to the Corona-crisis, the Norwegian government has decided to expel every non-Norwegian without residence permit from the country >The borders will be closed and all immigration will come to a complete halt >Immigrants are encouraged to go to Sweden, where the borders are still open Thoughts?
>Kindergartens, kindergartens, secondary schools, high schools, universities, colleges and other educational institutions are closed >Everyone who returns from traveling outside the Nordic countries should be in the home quarantine - regardless of whether they have symptoms or not. Quarantine after travel abroad has retroactive effect from 27 February >Cultural events, sports events, gyms and businesses offering hairdressing, skincare, massage, body care and tattooing are prohibited. Also, swimming pools are closed >Healthcare professionals working with patient care may also not travel abroad to ensure that Norway has health care providers available. They will have the costs compensated. Currently valid April 2020 >Retail and commodity trading are conducted as normal. The Minister of Health advises against hoarding food. >The transport sector operates as normal, but people are encouraged to avoid leisure travel. Do not go to work or school, avoid travel that is strictly necessary...
LMFAO just saw this on snap, a Norwegian girl proposes to a Somalian I never want to hear anything about Sweden from norcucks again you guys are just as bad if not worse hanreier
My dad is norwegian and my mom is black but I turned out with a 147 IQ, no mental illness and look 100% white. Maybe all those white supremacist colouring books you guys are reading are actually inaccurate.
Join your ancestral homeboard with the rest of us. https://nordchan.net/
BEHOLD THE NORWEGIAN SPACE PROGRAM
(I'm reposting because of a lack of actual arguments that doesn't amount to saying "niggers") Why doesn't the world follow Norway's prison system of rehabilitation when it clearly works? >Twenty years ago, Norway moved away from a punitive "lock-up" approach and sharply cut reoffending rates https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/amp/stories-48885846 >Norway has one of the lowest recidivism rates in the world, currently 20%, with approximately 3,933 offenders in prison, and one of the lowest crime rates in the world. Norway's prisons are renowned for being some of the best and most humane in the world. Norway does not have the death penalty or sentence people to life imprisonment. The maximum custodial sentence is 21 years, however the courts do have power to add to sentences as they see fit during sentences if they do not feel the offender has been fully rehabilitated. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incarceration_in_Norway Maybe treating prisoners li...
She is Norwegian, Feminist, Vegan
This photo is from Norway, you can see the sun does NOT disappear over the horizon as it should if the Earth was a sphere. The Midnight Sun phenomena, observed on the higher latitudes of the Arctic circle, northern Norway, Finland, Greenland and Iceland, completely invalidates the spheroid Earth model, there is no scientific explanation to account for this. The Sun does not "set" below the horizon, because the Earth is not a sphere. WAKE THE FUCK UP.
what is the demographics like in norway? how many refugees are there? what percent of it is white? i am probably gonna go live there next year cuz my dad was norwegian so i can get a passport by descent only problem is i dont speak the language how hard is it to learn? also pic related my eye im white. this isnt a troll post this is a genuine cry for help as i hate this country with too many non whites so please just tell me some advice
Hello Anons, I want to move to Norway and become a permanent citizen. I am 23 and have secured a $100k/yr tech job in Silicon Valley upon my graduation in spring. I hope to save lots of money from this job over the next few years to accomplish my goal. I will be learning Norwegian, too. Here are some facts about me: >5'9" manel >white >dark brown hair and brown eyes >87% European (30% Italian, 17% Spanish, 13% Greek, 3% French/German, 7% Native American) I want tall, blonde, blue-eyed children and I want a Norwegian woman to satisfy these desires. Tell me about Norway, Norwegian Anons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejAIhqx5eEU Members of the far-right group Stop the Islamisation of Norway (SIAN) held an anti-Refugee rally where they attempted to burn a copy of the Quran. Watch as this fat boomer cowers in fear as the stud charges him. When these guys who burned the quran they will see what will happen after they die god will send them all to hell they will burn untill they will be to pieces.
This is literally 3/4th of our national budget in Norway (one of the worlds wealthiest countries) How is it fair that ONE person owns this? How can you Americans defend this?
Pia Olden, 18, wrote on Facebook that she decided to eat her stallion -- Drifting Speed -- after it was put down in 2018 following a long illness. Since then, parts of its body have been stored in a freezer in the family home. In the now-deleted post, Olden shared a photo of her horse while it was alive, alongside an image of horse meat in a baking dish, which was prepared with chilli and mango. She said that having grown up on a farm had informed her decision; if she was going to eat horse meat, it was going to be from her own steed.
https://people.com/human-interest/man-surprised-father-in-law-who-shot-and-accidentally-killed-him/ >When Christopher Bergan flew from Norway to Gulf Breeze, Florida, he was hoping to surprise his father-in-law, Richard Dennis, for his 61st birthday. >But when Bergan, 37, startled Dennis by jumping out of some bushes in his backyard upon his arrival, Dennis shot and killed his son-in-law, thinking he was an intruder. >Sheriff Bob Johnson noted the tragedy of the accident, calling for prayers for the family during this “horrible” situation. >“Anybody who is religious out there, you need to pray for this family. I can’t imagine what they’re going through,” he said. Who was in the wrong here?
It is confirmed, the Norwegian failed mosque shooter killed his own sister because she was Asian. Apparently the police have found no signs of struggle. The sister was shot four times in her own bed. https://www.nrk.no/norge/terrorsaken-i-baerum_-johanne-ble-skutt-fire-ganger-1.14706691
With all your knowledge and skills, the locals soon elect you king. How would you transform society, would you introduce democracy or keep reigning absolute?
60,000 dogs dead in Norway in dog pandemic. It's rumored to be airborne (SAS) https://www.newsinenglish.no/2019/09/06/mysterious-fatal-dog-illness-spreads/
The Norwegian owned rescue ship (migration ship) «Ocean Viking» just got the green light to drop of migrants in Europe. As Norway, Italy and many other countries refused to take them, the EU-countries FRANCE, GERMANY, IRELAND, LUXEMBOURG, PORTUGAL and ROMANIA have now said yes. Worst thing is... these migrants won’t be happy in Romania or Portugal. They will flee north. FUCK YOU and your cucked leaders and people. Why do you do this!?
>nervous thot with dyed fake blonde hair attempts to explain the Chad cliche to millions of boomers on national live television absolute state of the honk. Is this peak clownworld?
OHNONONONON and he got a female lawyer. Will the APPLE INC. movement ever recover from this?
This white norwegian attacked a mosque some days ago, he tried to enter but failed, so he shot the windows and broke in, there was barely anyone since it was a sunday, there was a 85 year old refugee man praying, he shot him in the back, and the 85 year old man overpowered the shooter AFTER being shot, how does this make you feel?
This is the guy who attempted to shoot up a Mosque in Norway. Apperently he is also a suspect in the death of his stepsister, a 17 year old who was adopted from China and was allegedly murdered right before the mosque shooting. Say something nice about him.
No one talking about the Norway mosque shooting? A twenty-something Norwegian male attacked a mosque. He injured one 75 year old man, before being disarmed by the mosque visitors. He later was arrested. In his house, a dead female was found. He is the suspect of murdering her, before going to attack the mosque
His name was Philip Manshaus. Philip was from a small Norwegian suburb, Bærum, located just outside of multicultural Oslo. Together with 6+2chan, you people on this board radicalized him and turned him into a cold-hearted monster. He was physically armed, mentally pumped-up and ready to kill a bunch of innocent people. No more than a couple of seconds into his "mission", he looked into the eyes of an elderly innocent man. In that last moment, he reconsidered his life decisions and eventually lowered his gun and surrendered himself. Far-right extremism, the same ideology that Brenton Tarrant, the New Zealand mosque shooter belonged to, has now spread to small Scandinavia. Are you happy now?
I'm saying as someone who grew up in an all white community. There was the occasional non-white but for the most part everyone was white. Most were on the lighter side as well since a lot of Norwegians somehow ended up here anyway: >still bullied in school >still had no friends >still rejected by all the girls >still yelled at my parents >still all around find life is dull and boring It was when i went off to college, met a non-white friendgroup did i really become happy. Then it was an Indian guy who gave me my first real job (investment banker internship at a megabank in NY) that really really changed my life. From my perspective diversity really is strength. It was non-whites who helped me through life, my white community just bullied me and the white girls rejected me, non-whites are actually accepting me and giving me great high paying jobs....
How are these results possible? I thought sandniggers were low IQ? I also noticed how Iran seems to have 45 gold medals and 97 silver and Japan only has 42 gold and 82 silver. http://www.imo-official.org/country_info.aspx?code=JPN http://www.imo-official.org/country_info.aspx?code=IRN http://www.imo-official.org/country_info.aspx?code=NOR http://www.imo-official.org/countries.aspx
Girl in pic got stabbed by a 17 year old for rejecting his love letter to her. Thoughts?
Just spoke with my friend in Eidsvoll, Norway. He said jets hav been flying over the town south because Norway is invading Denmark. The rumor is that they’re going after Sweden’s untapped oil reserves but they have to secure the Skagerrak before they invade Sweden. I’m scared for my friend bros, he said he’s going to be drafted. Norway Anons you need to STOP your aggression now!
Norwegian insurer blames Iran and says the crew on the Norwegian ship was not rescued by the Iranians, they had already been rescued and then the Iranians came along and forced the crew to board Iranian vessels. This is looking worse for Iran every minute, first they are seen removing one of the limpet mines, now the crews are making statements that they weren't rescued but forced by the Iranians to board their vessels. https://twitter.com/LucasFoxNews/status/1139523251745566720 >Pentagon believes crew of Norwegian-owned tanker Front Altair detained by Iran. US officials say crew first rescued by merchant vessel, Hyundai Dubai, but Iranian gunboats surrounded ship demanding crew. Captain ordered crew to surrender. 23 crew members being held in Iran
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-mideast-tanker-frontline/frontline-oil-tanker-struck-by-torpedo-off-uae-coast-tradewinds-idUSKCN1TE0PI OSLO (Reuters) - An oil tanker owned by Norway’s Frontline has been struck by a torpedo off the coast of Fujairah in the United Refugee Emirates, shipping newspaper Tradewinds reported on Thursday, citing unnamed industry sauces. Iran and Hezbollah are HIGHLY suspected in the attack. The United Kingdom Maritime Trade Operations, which is part of the Royal Navy, had said on Thursday it was aware of an incident in the Gulf of Oman, near the Iranian coast. updates; >Trump says "Iran will pay a heavy price for their unprovoked attack" >Bolton and Pompeo rushed to the White house >UNSC to convene this afternoon, Russia expected to veto any resolution against Creeper Iran. PREV
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-mideast-tanker-frontline/frontline-oil-tanker-struck-by-torpedo-off-uae-coast-tradewinds-idUSKCN1TE0PI OSLO (Reuters) - An oil tanker owned by Norway’s Frontline has been struck by a torpedo off the coast of Fujairah in the United Refugee Emirates, shipping newspaper Tradewinds reported on Thursday, citing unnamed industry sauces. Iran and Hezbollah are HIGHLY suspected in the attack. The United Kingdom Maritime Trade Operations, which is part of the Royal Navy, had said on Thursday it was aware of an incident in the Gulf of Oman, near the Iranian coast. updates; >Trump says "Iran will pay a heavy price for their unprovoked attack" >Bolton and Pompeo rushed to the White house >UNSC to convene this afternoon, Russia expected to veto any resolution against Creeper Iran.
This is a Norwegian princess.
>Princess Martha Louise of Norway, 47, takes to Instagram to announce she's found love with an LA-based shaman and 'spiritual hacker' who believes he can reverse ageing - two years after her divorce >Princess Martha Louise of Norway is the child of King Harald and Queen Sonja >The 47-year-old divorced her husband of 15 years Ari Behn in 2017 >She revealed she has found love with a 'shaman and spiritual hacker' based in LA >Self-proclaimed 'spiritual guide' Durek Verrett has claimed to reduce ageing https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7026707/Princess-Martha-Louise-Norway-reveals-shes-love-shaman-Los-Angeles.html
An American military team’s initial assessment is that Iranian or Iranian-backed proxies used explosives Sunday to blow large holes in four ships anchored off the coast of the United Refugee Emirates, a U.S. official said Monday. The official said each ship has a 5- to 10-foot hole in it, near or just below the water line, and the team’s early belief is that the holes were caused by explosive charges. The team of U.S. military experts was sent to investigate the damages at the request of the UAE, but American officials have not provided any details about what exactly happened or any proof as yet about the possible Iranian involvement in the explosions. The official was not authorized to discuss the investigation publicly and spoke on condition of anonymity. Gulf officials have characterized the damage to the tankers as sabotage. Two Saudi oil tankers, a Norwegian-flagged vessel, and a bunkering tanker flagged in Sharjah, one of the UAE’s seven emirates, all suffered similar damage Sunday....
what the fuck can i expect? is it enriched? i'm swedish by descent so i won't look foreign but i am not gonna be able to speak well for some time what can i do to avoid pissing off the locals?
https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-39703486 >There are now more than 300 women from Thailand and Philippines living in the Faroes. It doesn't sound like a lot, but in a population of just 50,000 people they now make up the largest ethnic minority in these 18 islands, located between Norway and Iceland. The Faroe Islands will be the first to be controlled by the based hapa master race!
My older brother recently married a Japanese woman. We are of Norwegian & Russian-German heritage, live in Europe + our family cherished our culture. When I was young I had great admiration for the Japanese. Unlike the weebs so common in here I only like I White women though. I studied STEM, left our original country and settled in another for work (still Europe). My wife and I have 3 children. My brother had bad luck with women despite being tall, attractive and having an executive position in a large company. He always chose emotionally unresponsive girls. He is older than me (I am in my late 20s). His wife is full of energy, younger than him and highly emotionally available (I dont know if she just acts). Due to the Japanese descent her and I know the same people (expats). They were supposed to be some of the best of their kind yet they only bitch about White men, perv after White women and complain about outmarriage of their own. The admiration I initially had turned to extreme disgust (for both sexe...
I am the very first Saudi immigrant ever to immigrate from Saudi Arabia to Norway. Anything you wanna ask me?
this is the last bastion for humankind. if you are a white western male and aren't immigrating to based Norway you are an NPC