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/no/ - Norway




What's Norway actually like?

Nobody can actually list what they like about Norway without mentioning the benefits.
>"Oh man as a millennial internet cosmopolitan with liberal tendencies, I sure love this place..."
>that's boring
>and expensive
>with horrible weather
>with 20 hours of darkness in winter
>where everything is expensive
>with high taxes
>and janteloven
>that's very socially insular
>where I'll never fit in
>..."it's so great that everyone is middle class and we don't have to worry about healthcare"
Seems to me like all the praise is coming from Bernout reddit types just fantasizing about their lives being exactly the same, but without financial trouble or debt.

Can any Norwegian bros tell me what it's really like? It seems like a nice place if you just want to be left alone and enjoy nature. Seems like it's full of white natives who dislike foreigners and are secretly very protective of their culture and keep outsiders at arms length. Sounds a bit like Utah if I'm honest (which is a good thing).
>>1405870(OP)
Mile long lines to get into the liqueur store
>>1405870(OP)
I'll bite
The weather isn't shit, low population density, northern lights, and you can go camping in the woods without having to drive several miles
>>1405870(OP)
I hear it's pretty nice.
Especially if you're African.
>>1405870(OP)
It's junkie and liberal, it's literally the most liberal place on Earth besides maybe Denmark or Sweden.
>>1405870(OP)
pros:
>beautiful nature
>decent, nice people, at least in rural areas
>social security structure developed over decades of mostly ethnic homogeneity
>still has potential in terms of resources
>relatively low population density
>relatively little crime (still)
cons:
>people are naive af
>leftist sentiments extremely prevalent
>zero nationalist movement - most far right party with any mainstream tracktion is straight globalists
>naive views on norways responsibilities in various leftist agendas such as fixing climate change or accepting skittles
>social security system easily exploitable
>religious influence in society decimated
>farming sector propped up by subsidies, no correspondance to reality
>extremely bureaucratic system - major obstacles for entrepeneurship
>no tradition for self defense
>self reliance no longer a virtue
>extremely high wages makes industry unable to compete... also high taxes, high prices ++
>is turning into sweden
>crime and degeneracy is exponentially increasing
>no investment in infrastructure
it's going to be sad to watch it all collapse into shit
Looks comfy, if it weren't for all the people. I would have moved to some part of Europe years ago if it weren't for the people.
>>1405870(OP)
>>with horrible weather
>>with 20 hours of darkness in winter

sounds comfy, this will only be a problem if your skin is too dark to get enough vitamin D
>>1405870(OP)
you have to be insane to live there. i hate cold dark winters and what the fuck do they do? what a miserable existence it must be.
>>1405870(OP)
Better than Sweden. It has no Holocaust Denial Laws so it is better than Poland. They just need to drive out the Siberian-Mongol-crossbreeds from the Laplands and then they would be better not to mention bringing back the sacred groves and familial rebirth beliefs.
>>1405870(OP)
How do i get a cute norwegian trad gf?
>>1405870(OP)
You aren't wrong at all. Welcome to Scandinavia
>>1405870(OP)
People who like nord countries want an ethnic state with no poor people and no urban clutter. They want small village life with no minorities.
>>1405870(OP)
Good black metal.
>>1405870(OP)
>that's boring
Kinda.
>and expensive
Yup.
>with horrible weather
Depends on where you live.
>with 20 hours of darkness in winter
Depends on where you live.
>where everything is expensive
Yup.
>with high taxes
Minimum tax of 15% to 300% on certain things, including a 34% income tax on the middle class.
>and janteloven
Keeps people in line.
>that's very socially insular
Love it.
>where I'll never fit in
It's very insular.
>..."it's so great that everyone is middle class
and we don't have to worry about healthcare"
Only bad part is the waiting time. Private healthcare is still cheaper here than America.

It's kinda ok. But it's starting to get harder to live both here and everywhere else.
>>1405870(OP)
>highest suicide rate
If you're liberal you like that, because liberals are fucking weird
>>1405870(OP)
all of Scandinavia sucks and is run by old money that has managed to convince the plebs that they live in some kind of socialist utopia when in reality everything sucks donkey dick and everyone is poor as shit because they pay 65%-80% in taxes while the old money pays no taxes at all
we are just tax cattle with literally zero freedom
>>1405870(OP)
Kill All Norse "Males"!
>Rape All Norse Females!
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>Rape All Norse Females!
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>Rape All Norse Females!
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>Rape All Norse Females!
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>Rape All Norse Females!
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>>1405870(OP)
not wanting financial trouble and debt is what drives 99.99% of migration in the world
>>1405870(OP)
Why the fuck do people love health care so much? any issue big enough to go see a doctor is going to put you in immense debt, and they can never seize your assets over medical debt. Its basically free in America to begin with. If you make under 30k a year, every single thing is free
>>1405870(OP)
>Norway
WEST SWEDEN
It's awful. Don't go there. Don't talk about it. It doesn't exist. Stay in America.
>>1405870(OP)
Having never gone I'm sure it's like most places today.
>Smaller towns and rural areas are nice and mostly native population
>Largest cities are diverse urban horrors of immigrants and leftist degeneracy
>>1405870(OP)
>janteloven
What kind of loven is that and who gives it?

I ... have a friend ... who needs some loven.
>>1405870(OP)
>that's boring
just if you make it boring
>and expensive
true that
>with horrible weather
depends on where you live
>with 20 hours of darkness in winter
depends on where you live
>where everything is expensive
yes
>with high taxes
yes
>and janteloven
its a good law
>that's very socially insular
we value independence and not invading others personal space
>where I'll never fit in
most likely
>>1405870(OP)
you're not white
>>1405870(OP)
>with 20 hours of darkness in winter

Is this true norway bros? Sounds comfy
there isn't anything good about Norway
I mean, it all depends where you are coming from
>>1405870(OP)
Whiter than America. Safer than America. More beautiful than anywhere you've been in America (caveat: America has great natural beauty, only you won't ever see it).
Norway is cold and junkie.
>>1405870(OP)
Worst grocery stores in the modern world.
>pathetic selection
>same selection in every store thanks to 3 chains who monopolize the market and control imports
>microscopic container sizes on food
>food overpriced as fuck times ten
Has nothing to do with benefits. It's just a nice, peaceful, homogeneous country where you can raise a family and not have to worry about somebody breaking into your house and killing your family so that they can steal your bicycle.
Thank you for the free ad for Norway and Europe.

Who is paying you paid shill?
Its safe. Sleep with all doors unlocked safe.

Note: does not apply to Oslo and 90% of the country.
>>1405870(OP)
Just fuck off, stop caring about us. US is a trash nation and we allready have to many migrant scum in Scandinavia
Thank you for the free ad and publicity for Norway and Europe and their respective cultures.

White Christians are one nation. We are sisters and brothers.

Who is paying you paid shill?

I want a complete list of the bosses and owners of this shill.
>>1405870(OP)
You will never be a Norwegian.
You are jealous of Norwegians.
>>1405870(OP)
It's basically Switzerland. But, I'd argue that Switzerland is more interesting that Boringway. Still, this country has nothing to offer for young people except for money which is why a lot of people here are super retarded unfortunately.
>>1405870(OP)
>What's Norway actually like?
lefty cucked populace with insanely high prices for everything thanks to high minimum wage
i'll be moving to Czechia in a few years
>>1405870(OP)
the mutt is confused and outraged when faced with a society that prospers together
>>1405870(OP)
The people are great but I couldn't stand staying more than a semester there. Really horrible food, spent more on shipping fees than actual goods I ordered, the weather is extremely instable, too much drugs going around and what we call leftists agenda is the norm so there isn't any arguing. However I have to say that I liked it there, just wouldn't live there.
>>1405870(OP)
>One of the highest average living standards on the planet
> Very high gdp per capita
>really low unemployment
>easy to get a job that pays well
>Beautiful nature
>Viking history and mostly a culture that doesn't hate itself *cough* sweden *cough*
>Growing anti eu stance in politics (senterpartiet)
Og Norge er på vei å bli basert og rødpillet spør du meg
I like the snow and the cute blonde boys just out of high school.
>>1405870(OP)
Its better to live in Norway than in the US.

However its more boring if you are into hedonisim. Like drugs and sex parties. You would need to fly back and forth.
>>1405870(OP)
>What's Norway actually like?
Boring, mountainous shithole.
>>1405870(OP)
Hard to get American food. I was stationed in Trumpso for 2 years, Norgays can't make a decent burger. They don't even have dog butter for the buns.
>>1405870(OP)
well apperntly its as good as it gets on best place to live
yes america and other countries are more social better weather and cheaper

but aside from that, you got safety and stability

its up to you to enjoy whatever weather be it canada australia or norway
yes its expensive but youll budget where its not crippling
your day to day life is good

but even here in canada australia and new zealand we are like the nordic countries where we dont like show ofs or those that act better

were more humble
a toyota is good enough
a home is good enough
decent clean food is good enough
decent fitting clothes is good enough

nothing has to be a luxury
its not about status and money
main thing is do you love what you do
if you flex your cash car watch high end uni degree etc
people will say the following
>"good for you"
but not care or be impressed anymore.
you wont be worshiped
>>1405870(OP)
Low population density, beautiful landscape, and just in general it's a very wealthy country with some of the highest quality of life globally for its people. If I had to choose another country to live in Norway would be probably top 3 choices, possibly number 1.
Cold, that's enough
>>1405870(OP)
It's a country for Norwegians. They do not want you there. You are American. Live in America.